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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7345 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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