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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8952 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3939 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
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