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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6429 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9096 |
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