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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3486 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
Farms Harvested: | 846 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
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