ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

air quality, industrial emissions, concentrations, carcinogen, industrialized

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Pals Minecraft Server

Server, Honesty, HEARTBREAK, r9k, Cheating

Are you tired of real-life drama and heartache? Come join our Minecraft server where you can have multiple relationships without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can have a boyfriend in one corner of the map and a secret online lover in another corner, all while living peacefully together in your virtual Minecraft home.

Join us and experience the thrill of juggling multiple relationships without any guilt or remorse. Who says you can’t have it all? On our server, anything is possible, even marrying multiple partners!

So why settle for one when you can have two (or more) on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

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Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

Stream summaries, Spooky Month, game play, fan-made creations, general

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Noob Haven Minecraft Server

school morning routine hacks, Minecraft, morning rush, school morning dread, school morning chaos

Are you tired of the same old boring school routine? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server instead! Imagine waking up late for school and realizing you don’t have to go because you’re too busy building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world. Who needs algebra when you can have a pet creeper named Bob who follows you around and explodes on command? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting enchanted weapons. Say goodbye to boring school days and hello to endless adventures on our insane Minecraft server!

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Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP

gift requests, naughty behavior, seasonal greetings, gift giving, nice list

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!

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Based Trump’s Minecraft Server

Minecraft, debate, leadership, REPUBLICAN, trump

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who have formed a rebellion against their featherless oppressors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)

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