If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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