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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 111 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS