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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 238 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS