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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5633 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Magic Items Found: | 7978 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.