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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.