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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8071 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.