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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.