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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2946 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 355 |
Ores Mined: | 2593 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.