🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1271 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4761 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.