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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8327 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Mines Excavated: | 1719 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.