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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4366 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3531 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.