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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2452 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Farms Harvested: | 503 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.