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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8255 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8155 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.