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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9783 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 363 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2497 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.