| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 701 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles, pixelated adventures, and a whole lot of trainer collecting madness. Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like never before, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will help you become the ultimate trainer. And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet – it’s the stuff of legends!
But that’s not all, folks! With our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ, you’ll uncover secrets you never knew existed. Plus, our upcoming events are so exciting, they’ll have you mining for diamonds in no time. And let’s not forget about our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – because nothing says epic battle like a killer track.
So what are you waiting for? Join Jealous Zeraora Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs turn-based when you can have real-time trainer collecting madness? Let’s go!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?
Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Makima is rumored to have connections with the rarest mobs in the game. Want a pet dragon? Makima can hook you up. Looking for a skeleton army to do your bidding? Makima’s got your back. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on down and join us, where Makima’s food and monster connections will make your Minecraft experience a truly unforgettable one. Who needs diamonds when you have Makima on your side?
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4897 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn! True story, bro.
Another player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with nothing but cake! Unlimited cake for days, talk about a sweet deal!
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret portal that leads to a land of talking cows? They’ll tell you the best jokes while you’re farming for resources.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! Who wouldn’t want to join a server with explosive love?
So come on and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Word on the block is that her bare feet are actually a secret code that unlocks special loot in the game. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Join our server today and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the mysterious bare feet!
But beware, there are rumors of a guild of foot fetishist trolls who will stop at nothing to protect the sanctity of the streamer’s feet. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will prevail in this epic battle for the ultimate reward!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the legend of the streamer’s bare feet!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 30 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).
But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to log on. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next.
Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than when AOC learned how to do the Renegade dance. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun way)!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 1318 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2056 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
