| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?
Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?
So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8562 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?
So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?
And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6336 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.
So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 60 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7109 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!
But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4457 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
