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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6922 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.
so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.