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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4147 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).
