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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	1557	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	1812	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	1056
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	3126	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	979	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41