Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6700	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	2827
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	8653	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2438	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	285
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!