Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9516	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1062
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	5947
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Star Shards Collected:	221	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!