Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Crops Grown:	4331
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Void Armor Forged:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
New Chunks Explored:	263173	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ores Mined:	1739	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crops Grown:	1217

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	211	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.