Torvalds Emphasizes Simplicity and Efficiency, Often Criticizing Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a server run by a mad genius like Torvalds. We don’t have time for bureaucratic nonsense or lazy players who can’t keep up with our fast-paced gameplay. Expect direct communication, clear decision-making, and practical results – or else you’ll feel the wrath of Torvalds himself. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and prove you’re not a lazy piece of garbage, come join us and see if you can survive in our wild world of Minecraft mayhem.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2900	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	127	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4430
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	1901

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Farms Harvested:	345
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	969
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	7772	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.