Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Void Gems Collected:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Votes:	4817	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Chimeras Created:	3

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4991
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	1425	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4613
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7349	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com