Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

corpmore

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8354	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Animals Bred:	191
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Potions Brewed:	53	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	217
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/800	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2270	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3271
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	4478	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	189

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	468627
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	2997

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1031
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4948	Enchantments Applied:	278
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com