Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Emeralds Found:	2002	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	219
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	247
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4274
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Gems Collected:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1881	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	873509
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Votes:	4066	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crops Grown:	3539	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9482	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Mines Excavated:	4555
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	5

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665