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PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	293
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magic Items Found:	7931
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8789
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3