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SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	185	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crops Grown:	2902	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	9828
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4506	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Potions Brewed:	116
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	381	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
New Chunks Explored:	412026	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

Players:	101/800	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3