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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2953 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.