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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6716 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 387 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.