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Players: |
93/1000 |
Votes: |
8535 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
14 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
13 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
11 |
so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.