so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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