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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3282 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 498 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!