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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 713170 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!