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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6299 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!