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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2788 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!