ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	633043	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	501	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	195	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ores Mined:	5512	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3668	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6023	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	90	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!