ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	971654	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Items Found:	8516	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	375696
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	592093	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	3149	Star Shards Collected:	218
Alien Abductions:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	175
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	618869
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2752

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!