ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7609
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2152
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5358
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2748
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9536
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.