ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8988	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	3055

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6023	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Buildings Constructed:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4987

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Star Shards Collected:	144	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5565	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	1486
New Chunks Explored:	570924	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.