ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	847

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2598
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	660
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	1182
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	55	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2866
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.