ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	8472	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	966478	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9013	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crops Grown:	3145	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1702

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.