ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	4728
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3920	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	85691	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1491	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2035
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.