ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Farms Harvested:	169
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Animals Bred:	184	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Star Shards Collected:	295
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9114	Crops Grown:	2140
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6589	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	2370
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	312165
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	1940

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Emeralds Found:	9111
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	508
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.