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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4555 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 81 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3686 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden toilet seat hidden deep within the lair, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest creatures, and the most luxurious virtual toilet paper you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to wipe your butt anywhere else!